gardeners -- but water dealers have been too busy to take notice. ---- Page 2 UBP SET TO SWEEP BY-ELECTIONS PTL UBP set to sweep by-elections A clean sweep in two by-elections for the United Bermuda Party seems to be on the cards today. Kim Young in Paget East and Michael Dunkley in Devonshire South were set to triumph in a double-header by-election tussle. ---- Page 3 HORTON CASE `FLIMSY' -- LAWYER CTS Horton case `flimsy' -- lawyer The case against suspended civil servant Randy Horton and a taxi driver accused of fraud is flimsy, a defence lawyer told a court yesterday. ---- Page 6 OPPENHEIMER TAKES KFC STAKE BUC EAT Oppenheimer takes KFC stake A major US financial institution has taken a significant stake in Kentucky Fried Chicken (Bermuda) Ltd. ---- Business, Page 10 FILM A POST-MODERN PASTICHE TOD REV Film a post-modern pastiche `The Last Time I Committed Suicide', a semi-ficitional movie account of the life of Beat Generation icon Neal Cassady, could have been a grand film. Instead it's a post-modern pastiche.

---- Review, Page 10 GOATER EYES WEMBLEY AGAIN SOC Goater eyes Wembley again Bermudian Shawn Goater is dreaming about playing again at London's famous Wembley Stadium. That will be the reward for his club, Bristol City, if it can overcome two tough games in the Second Division play-offs next week. ---- Sport, Page 14 LIONS AIM TO HELP HOSPITAL COM CLB Lions aim to help hospital The Lions, Lioness, and Leo Clubs have come together to raise money for the new endoscopic suite, which will be housed in the new wing of King Edward VII Memorial Hospital. ---- Community, Page 25