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Welcome to chess. Or should that be chesshhh...? ---- Page 2 BERMUDA WINS TWO DEBATES CPN ED Bermuda wins two debates Bermuda yesterday lost out to Australia in the World Schools' Debating Championships. But it was the Country's first defeat in three debates, with the team triumphing over Peru and Canada earlier. ---- Page 3 WOMAN WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED CRM Woman was sexually assaulted A 27-year-old Devonshire woman has reported to Police that she was sexually assaulted by an unknown man in the early hours of Saturday morning. ---- Page 3 KFC JSUT MAKES ITS PAYROLL BUC EAT KFC just makes its payroll Had it not been for an 11th hour rights offering, Kentucky Fried Chicken (Bermuda) Ltd. would not have made payroll on January 24. ---- Business, Page 9 WARREN ON THE DOUBLE! SOC Warren on the double! MVP Dwight Warren scored twice after setting up the opener for Kevin Jennings as the East scored a 3-1 win in the feature match at Somerset Cricket Club.

---- Sport, Page 19 SMITH SMASHES 5K RECORD RUN Smith smashes 5K record Kavin Smith skipped last month's International Race Weekend, claiming he needed "a rest''. If yesterday's performance was any indication, he might want to rest more often. The break worked wonders as the 30-year-old stormed to one of his most impressive victories. ---- Sport, Page 19